Another adventurer. I pull a sword six times taller than her off my back, whirling it effortlessly. “More meat for the grinder!”
My voice echoes and booms, the vibration felt resonating in the stone, and I knew they would feel it in their bones. It was intense and full of fervor, completely at odds with the boredom I felt within.
“You don’t have to do this.” Her voice is quiet and gentle, pure as a bell.
“Fool! I own this realm! There will be no escape for you!”
She seemed completely unmoved. She knew I wouldn’t strike until she drew her sword and started the fight – or she spoke one of the trigger phrases that would start combat. This wasn’t one of those phrases.
“You don’t have to do this.”
“No, little womanling, I want to do this! Your pain pleases me. Bleed for me, worm!”
“You don’t have to do this.”
I had three replies to this. I would cycle through them, then I would repeat the cycle twice more before I could decide that programmed replies were insufficient, and I would be permitted to devise intelligent replies. But nobody did that. She would hear me repeat myself, then fight me. She might go through the cycle twice, unsure if I was cycling through answers, or picking them randomly. It wasn’t possible that she would say this to me ten times.
After nine responses, I was completely unsure of her goal. Continue reading “Electronic Respect”